i dreamed i was sexy again. not the mature, comfortable-in-your-own-skin kind of sexy. but the twenty-something-flip-your-hair-and-flaunt-your-body kind of sexy. it was fun. and then i woke up. disappointing enough.
but then i learned from the back of my cereal box that to lose the fourteen pounds that i lost, all i had to do was eat cereal for two out of three meals for several weeks.
there's really no silver lining side to all of this.